His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
accurate.
except usually the covers have been thrown off the bed.
why am i so emotional right now
i can’t even handle this
why am i in new jersey
okay
i know why i’m here
but why am i so sad.
it’s not forever. it’s 18 months.
why all of these feels.
Oh my fuck Oh my godd. So friday I woke up and said, hm, I think imma run a 5K today. Maybe. And then I went to the gym and I did it right And then so after 34 minutes of running + 5 minutes of cool down jogging I was like wohoo feeling good. Then for some unknown reason I decide to do 75 lunges with one of those weight bar things. Good god oh my bum What is this fuckery.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001): $ 250,000
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011): $20,000,000
-_-
i will never catch up.
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